"I hate typography"

So year ones finally over, leaving us first years with plenty of time on our hands. Thought this would be a nice break, giving me an opportunity to repay all the shifts at work I managed to swindle myself out of during the weeks running up to my deadline, only to discover that my boss has gone out and hired a whole bunch of new foreigners. 

Lovely.

( (Card + pencil) / (ruler + scalpel) ) x excessive time wasting =

Will anyone bake me a helvetica cake like in that book please?